02-03-04: I'd like to introduce you all to my father. This is an excerpt from an actual conversation we had. In other news, I will soon be moving. My friend Pixel (the inspiration for Patch) and I have just gotten a lease on a new place. That means over the next couple of weeks I will be busy with packing, moving, and cleaning. I will try to keep Tuesday free for updates though.

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